May 2013
toastradamus:
The Mystery of the Unsucked Dick
1 tag
velocibaptor:
can
these
little
shits
just
fucking
stop
kingbritish:
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
poachy:
someone needs to kiss me on the mouth and watch some anime with me
joggingdead:
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
naking:
still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor
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me: i have to make a good first impression!!
me: /puts on band shirt
thefellowshipofthetwerk:
Are we human Or are we old sport
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
